5 Day Screenplay Epilogue
Can you sell a screenplay in 5 days? I believe so. Did I sell my screenplay in 5 days? No, but now after a couple days off here’s what’s becoming clear.
First, the same action will produce the same results over and over, so the only way to produce new results is a) new action, or b) hope something else changes. And something I do agree with from my day job is “hope is not a strategy.” In my case, putting my back against the wall and going to L.A. with my last dollar for 5 days was new action. Sure, a lot of the things I did could’ve been done from the comfort of my own home, but I wanted to do something different and only this could’ve generated the results that this did.
Second, what’s was missing to produce the results I wanted i.e. screenplay sold in 5 days? Honestly, a more sellable screenplay. Could I have done more in my time? I faxed and called over 200 producers and agents while there. I was never hung up on, rarely couldn’t get through to whoever I wanted and generally found Hollywood to be as accessible as any other “normal” place to a stranger/solicitor. Six figure screenplay sales happen everyday (see Done Deals Pro), but the way I see it is if I were going to pay somebody $500,000 for a 100 page screenplay or $5,000 per page, for something that they might’ve written in a year or a week, this screenplay and the person selling it must be worth way more than the $60 MILLION it’ll cost to produce the film.
Hollywood makes perfect sense to me and I never felt like “it” is trying to keep people out. Who it’s trying to keep out is people missing undeniable talent and persistence to create stories that are worth the above. The effect of this I’m sure is to inadvertently keep out many people who have one or the other quality but not both. The reason why nobody offered me $500,000 is because what I was pitching didn’t seem like it was worth $500,000. And that’s all it takes. If I can create a pitch and script that shows that worth, then it’ll sell. In any industry, when it comes to blinding persistent talent, it’s a seller’s market anyways.
Third, so what did happen? Out of my results I was able to send a query letter to about 20 companies and the script for “The Boob” to 3 production companies who been involved with the Twighlight series, Role Models, and Deuce Biggalow. I met with a producer who’s interested in shopping the script, and I have whole new support group of writers and filmmakers who not only gave me feedback on my script but am now a resource (as I am for them).
I started my new day job yesterday and I thought I would vomit the day if I ever had to do anything non film related for a job again. But actually, it was peaceful and enjoyable because I know now more than ever my passion and the what I want do with my life is in my hands. So to any writers or filmmakers out there who’ve never been to L.A. I say go. Now.




